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14.06.2025 23:55

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
share office space ...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Are you afraid to get married and why?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks