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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

What are some best sources of great porn?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Are you afraid to get married and why?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why don't younger men like older women?